I needed to update my journal to rid of the "Ban Lynn" joke journal I posted ages ago. Anyone that randomly visits my page and sees that without being in on the joke probably thinks I'm some kind of unholy demonness (as opposed to the holy demonness variety).

I'm actually a sweet and caring woman (sometimes) with nurturing maternal instincts (except when I threaten to mutilate the children upstairs in a variety of disturbing methods) to all those I encounter (unless they are some form of ignoramus or otherwise unworthy of my affection). In fact, I can't think of a more kind and warm-hearted person than myself (besides most people)so I really don't want to leave that kind of message up on my profile indefinitely. And if you don't agree with me I'll even bake you a batch of cookies (laced with cyanide) to change your mind.

Okay...so I'm a hell-beast. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it? Holy water doesn't work over the internet, mwahahaha!

Now, to get back to work on that weather machine...